Peter Chao and His Hot Girlfriend Get Really Nasty

THIS is true love. The absolute best thing about this video of Peter Chao and his stunning girlfriend is the sheer volume of really nasty suggestive things they say to each other by mistake:

“This feels like mayonnaise on your face.”

“Your hands are so pasty.”

“That feels so wet.”

“Make sure it’s flat when you open it.”

“It looks like cocaine…I wish.”

“Just dab it, you know.”

“I don’t think that’s the right one.”

“You don’t want your face all shiny.”

“That’s too much work.”

(random appreciative moaning noises)

“Did that hurt? I’m so sorry.”

“The cat just took a mad shit.” (wait, that’s not sexy)

“The girls do this all the time, they use the pinkie finger.”

“I don’t want you to look too sexy.”

“What’s the face for?”

“Let’s use this one, it’s a little bit smaller. Oh no. That’s not good.”

“Oh shit, I got it in your eyes.”

“So good, so good, so good.”

“That was such a bad idea.”

“If you do one, you have to do the other.”

“Okay, that’s really bothering me.”

“You take this part and you put it on the lips.”

Just in case you don’t actually WATCH the video, get your mind out of the gutter. He was trying to do his girlfriend’s makeup–proving that guys think this whole makeup business is total crap–and only succeeded in destroying about $300 worth of supplies. Do you have any idea how much makeup and expensive brushes he just completely ruined? Ah, the things we put up with for love…

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